My Top Ten Homer Simpson Quote10. Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!9.I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.8.Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.7.Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.6.Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.5.Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.4.I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.3.When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.2.How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?1.Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Top 25 Dr. Gregory House Quote25.Everybody lies.24.We were both wrong, not equally wrong. You were at least six more wronger than me.23.Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning. This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will. That is true, isn't it? But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you are particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... b
Top 50 Batman Quotes50.I believe in Jim Gordon. I believe in Harvey Dent. I believe in Gotham City.49.I made a promise on the grave of my parents that I would rid this city of the evil that took their lives. By day, I am Bruce Wayne, billionaire philanthropist. At night, criminals, a cowardly and superstitious lot, call me... Batman.48.You and I... with what we do... what's at stake... we can't fail. Others don't understand, but even if it's... impossible, we still have to succeed.47.Your life could end here, now, and nobody would ever know. Would anyone even miss you? Tell me, what's your life worth, punk... ?46.I've known Commissioner Jim Gordon for more years than I'd care to admit. During that time a friendship has grown that I thought was as solid as a rock. I would have trusted my life to the man.45.You can never escape me. Bullets don't harm me. Nothing harms me. But I know pain. I know pain. Sometimes I share it. With someone like you44.My life has been a crusade to save this city. But as Ba