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25.Everybody lies.
24.We were both wrong, not equally wrong. You were at least six more wronger than me.
23.Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning. This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will. That is true, isn't it? But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you are particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?
22."People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get, and there's nothing any of us can do about it.
21.Almost dying changes nothing. Dying changes everything
20."There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is --- in fact --- a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate."
19.Treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.
18.I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits.
17.Pretty much all the drugs I prescribe are addictive and dangerous.
16.My life is just one horror after another.
15.I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone that someone is probably the last person you should ask
14.Takes one to know one, loser....wait that means I'm a loser..scratch that.
13.You cannot demand to be treated like any third-world sick person AND CALL A PRESS CONFERENCE!
12.Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one.
11.You gonna trust me? I lie about everything.
10.No, if you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic.
9.f you're here to kill me and rape me, please do it in that order
8.Half the people I save don't deserve a second chance.
7.I'm going in. Rambo stile.
6.That was awesome. I gotta start pretending to care.
5.I ask you, is almost dying any reason for not being fun?
4.I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am THAT good.
3.Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're 90, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it. I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It's always ugly. Always. You can live with dignity, we can't die with it.
2.The most successful marriages are based on lies. You're off to a great start!
1.You're an idiot.
:icondarthvaderplz::iconsaysplz:He dont belive in God?
:iconq-plz::iconsaysplz:How he cant belive in me?
:iconpicardplz::iconsaysplz:People dont understand, he belives in God, he hates God, to hate something he have to belive in it, he hate it, for not save him from his abusive father.
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ScorpionFlower24 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love House, my favourite is number 3
nikkona Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010
i love me some House
MexPirateRed Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2010
:iconhouseplz::iconsaysplz:IS LUPUS
Kharotus Featured By Owner May 5, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Gregory House quotes are great :love:
MexPirateRed Featured By Owner May 5, 2010
:icondarthvaderplz::iconsaysplz:Yeah, wish to make Top Ten Overrated lines, but it could wint me a bunch of enemies
Kharotus Featured By Owner May 6, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
House have so much so good quotes that it is hard to choose what to take =D
MexPirateRed Featured By Owner May 6, 2010
:icondarthvaderplz::iconsaysplz:Still it have so many overrated chapters and quotes
Kharotus Featured By Owner May 7, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Me too, there is so much good quotes =D
MexPirateRed Featured By Owner May 7, 2010
:icondarthvaderplz::iconsaysplz:Yeah, i love House but i hate that being Intolerant is cool, damn it, House is cool for being smart, people is stupid and think they are cool for bein intolerant
Kharotus Featured By Owner May 8, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
House is cool because he is smart, do what he wants and don't care about other opinoins.
Intolerant people are.. do i say from where ... :paranoid:
MexPirateRed Featured By Owner May 8, 2010
:icondarthvaderplz::iconsaysplz:Northing they whet mad when you say they should shut up
face-of-boe Featured By Owner May 4, 2010
#1 is definitely one of his favorites.
MexPirateRed Featured By Owner May 5, 2010
:icondarthvaderplz::iconsaysplz:The best line to end a conversation
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